Hello you ,
Help me out, is it just me but every time I go swimming I feel it is my human right to do a wee in the pool. Even when I don't want to wee as soon as I get in its wee wee time.
Now as I am an 80's baby I was sadly tainted by the vicious propaganda of pool owners up and down the country who apparently had some alien technology that would make the water turn purple when you did a wee !!!
You see I am still very worried about this happening to me, so I can't even enjoy a swimming pool wee in comfort without having to do an investigators pre-wee just to check the pool doesn't have such voodoo.
Actually to be fair I don't know if this was real or if they actually did this at some point in time, but of all the swimming pools I have been in up and down the country I have yet to find a purple wee wee pool, which has led to this search. I will gladly take the shame of being kicked out the pool just for that moment my urine changes the colour of water !
So guys if you know of any pools that do this, please don't hesitate to contact me. Maybe we could meet up and do a tandem pool piss :)
Thanks for reading,
Peace Out xxx
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